Thursday, April 28, 2011

Clock

see the clock , amazed its life is so similar.
seconds as grassroots workers, no matter how hard you try , though ran a lot of laps , but also to a few more minutes ; the clock is like a high-level leadership, leniency is not forced , a well- arm with just a wave , that is, more than half Hours. He can not leave our youth to consume !

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

I like the simple

2010年10月12日Ming Sword
I like the simple life so that they are comfortable , not too many misgivings .
I like simple pleasures , simple and pure , not fame and fortune of the problems.
I like the simple happiness , equality and mutual love, do not have to lose a little color and sad.
I like the simple pursuit, sit safely , every step forward is a symbol of their own .
I like simple emotions, sincere , even if a little defective , they will be a kind of moving.
I like the simple dream, the dream and the dream is real existence outside .
I like the simple harvest, not necessarily rich, but certainly happy with the process .

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Ranking the world's most countries and regions Hong Kong, the U

United States,
Kuwait First, this small country in the Arabian Peninsula in 2010 per capita GDP was $ 90,149;


Luxembourg, Luxembourg ranked second, per capita GDP was $ 79,411;

Norway < br> In third place, Norway, the annual per capita GDP was $ 52,964;


Fourth, Singapore, Singapore, per capita GDP was $ 52,840;

Brunei
ranking the fifth is the Brunei, per capita GDP was $ 48,714;


United States United States ranked sixth annual per capita GDP was $ 47,702;


China, Hong Kong Hong Kong, China seventh annual per capita GDP was $ 44,840;


Switzerland Switzerland $ 43,903 per capita GDP2010 year, ranking eighth;

Netherlands Netherlands
ninth annual per capita GDP is $ 40,610;


Australia Australia ranked tenth in per capita GDP was $ 39,842.

reported that, according to
in Kuwait Kuwait
2010 per capita GDP was $ 38,984, ranked second in the Arab world, ranked fourteenth in the world;


United Arab Emirates United Arab Emirates for the $ 36,176 annual per capita GDP, ranked third in the Arab world, ranked eighteenth in the world;


Bahrain fourth in Arab countries of Bahrain, ranked thirty-third in the world, per capita GDP was $ 27,649;
< br> Oman Oman
per capita GDP was $ 25,630, ranked fifth in the Arab countries in the world ranking thirty-sixth;

oil-rich Saudi Arabia Saudi
GDP per capita is $ 23,701, in the Arab States ranked sixth in the world, came in third eighteen;


Lebanon Lebanon GDP to $ 14,988 per capita, the Arab countries ranked seventh in the world in fifth fourteen; < br>

Libya Libya in North Africa in the Arab countries ranked eighth in the world rankings for the fifty-seventh position, its per capita GDP was $ 14,884;

Tunisia
Tunisia's per capita GDP was $ 8,559, the world's eighth-nine, in the Arab countries and ninth;

per capita GDP in Egypt Egypt
to $ 6,347, ranked tenth in the Arab countries in the world rankings for the first 104;


Syria Syria is $ 5,043 per capita GDP in Arab countries ranked eleventh in the world, ranked 111;
< br> Morocco Morocco
GDP per capita was $ 4,745, ranked twelfth in the Arab countries in the world, ranked 117;

Iraq Iraq
current ranked No. 124 in the world, ranked thirteenth in the Arab countries, GDP per capita in 2010 was $ 3,758;


Sudan Sudan ranked fourteenth Arab States, the world number 138, GDP per capita was $ 2,465.


Shanghai, China, the ADB report: China's 2009 real per capita GDP 6914 美元
Asian Development Bank recently released 2009, real per capita GDP in China is $ 6,914.
this figure although it is 3 times of the year 2000, but only in the Asia Pacific region ranked 12th.
per capita gap but still not to the Republic of Korea 1 / 4
the ADB report points out that per capita real GDP in China in the Asia Pacific region ranked 12th, higher than the average of $ 1,425 Asia-Pacific region.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Out of print map of Filial Piety

Mother hands line, wandering clothing. Departure sew, For fear. Who is the inch of grass, reported in the apartments. Moved 01 days
Xiao Shun, the legendary ancient emperors, one of the Five Emperors, named Yao, name of Chung Wa, number has Yu Clan, known as Shun. According to legend, blind old man and his father, stepmother, half brother as many times to kill him: let Shun repair the barn when the warehouse roof, under fire from the barn, jumped to escape Shun holding two hats; so when Shun wells , blind old man and the soil under the fill, as is well, Shun dug tunnels to escape. Shun not hate afterwards, still obedient to his father, his brother, love. Emperor moved his filial piety. Shun Li Shangeng species in the elephant for his land, the birds, weeding his behalf. Yao, Shun and I heard a very filial competence in dealing with political affairs, the two daughters and female British Queen E to marry him; after years of observation and tests, selected Shun as his successor. Shun Tang emperor bit, to visit his father, still respectful, and sealed as is plagiarism.
02 pro-try him for the medical
Han Emperor Liu Heng,
Han emperor, the third son, born to thin the Queen Mother. High after eight years (before 180) Jidi Wei. Rensiao his name, heard in the world, serve the mother never let up. Mother confined to bed for three years, he often Mubujiaojie, clothing puzzled with; mother served him for the medical, he personally assured that the mother take before tasted. He reigned for 24 years, heavy virtue, Xing etiquette, attention to the development of agriculture, the social stability of the Western Han Dynasty, a flourishing population, the economy recovered and developed, he and the reign of the Han emperor as the
03 means sad
Shen, Nie, word Zi Yu, the Spring and Autumn period of the State of Lu, Confucius's favorite disciples, the Bank said, A teenager from a poor family, often into the mountains firewood. One day, home to the guests, the mother what to do to use the teeth to bite their fingers. Shen, suddenly felt distressed, and knew that her mother was calling himself, he quickly returned home carrying firewood, kneeling asked sake. Mother said: Shen, knowledgeable, has proposed .
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Chung,
word Zi Lu, Ji Road, Spring and Autumn period of the State of Lu, Confucius's favorite disciples, brave and straightforward personality is very obedient. Home in the early years of poverty, who often pick wild vegetables, cook food, but never home to serve hundreds of miles outside the parent negative meters. Parents died, he made a high official, was sent to the state of Chu, the traveling entourage has Baicheng of the public, the product of a million minutes of food as much. Kam mattress sitting on the stack base, eating sumptuous feast, he often missed his parents, sigh, said: serve parents, can be said that when students do, and after missing on! THE HISTORY people, disciples of Confucius, the Confucius saying in the moral and Yan Yuan. Confucius had praised him, said: His mother had died, my father married a second wife, gave birth to two sons. Stepmother mistreated him, and in winter, two brothers dressed in winter clothes made of cotton, Lu Hua gave him to do wear One day my father went out, led by Min car because of cold damage were shaking the rope fall to the ground, was his father's rebuke, and beatings, with broken clothes sewn aloe fly out, father knows Min damage abuse. Father returned home to rest after by his wife. Min loss Guiqiu father forgive her stepmother, said: Stepmother heard remorse know our mistakes, from treating him like a child
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Tan Bong Son, Spring and Autumn Period people. Parents, the elderly, suffering from eye diseases, to be admitted to drink milk deer. He Phi deerskin into the mountains, into the deer, the deer squeezing milk, dedicated parents. Time to take milk, I saw a hunter about to shoot a muntjac deer, deerskin Tan Son appeared out of the hastily set off, the deer milk squeezing the facts of medical treatment for the parents inform the hunter, the hunter his filial respect, with gifts of deer milk , to escort him to take
07 show color entertainment pro
old son Levin,
Chu Hermit Spring and Autumn Period, in order to avoid the chaos the world, from farming in the south of Monsanto. His filial piety, worship parents do choose delicious, aged 70, was not made by old, often wearing colored costumes, hand-held rattle as played out as a child to Bo parents laugh. Time for the parents and bottled water into the room fall and he was afraid of their parents sad, simply lying on the ground crying children to school, live a laugh.
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Dong,
legend Qian Cheng as the Eastern Han Dynasty (now Shandong Gaoqing North) people, young mother died, because Bibing chaos moved Anlu (now part of Hubei Province .) Subsequent death of his father, Dong sold themselves into slavery to a wealthy family in exchange for funeral expenses. Shanggong the road, in the case of a woman under Huaiyin, self made homeless, the two married. Women in January, three hundred woven brocade time for Dong debt ransom, on her way home, traveling to Huaiyin, woman told the Dong: he is the daughter of the Emperor of Heaven, was ordered to help Dong debts. Yan Bi volley away. Therefore, Huaiyin renamed Xiaogan.
09 pro-carved wooden things
Ding Lan,
Hanoi, according to legend was the Eastern Han Dynasty (now in Henan Huanghe) people, young parents died, he often miss their parents upbringing, so parents with carved wood The statue, do it like a raw, always have and wood like to negotiate three meals a day after the King had his parents had just eaten a must announce his front, back home after going to meet with, and never slack. A long time, his wife on the wood as it is not respectful, and actually curious fingers with a needle like wood, and wood have actually flow like a finger. Ding Lan go home and see the eyes of weeping like wood, and asked to know the truth, then has his wife abandoned
10 rows off the mother
river commission for reform, the Eastern Han Dynasty Qi Linzi people, young death of his father, mother serve extremely filial. War, Jiang leather carrying his mother to flee several times encountered bandits, thieves want to kill him, crying leather Jiang told: his elderly mother, no care of their own, the man see his filial piety, could not bear to kill him. Later, he moved to Jiangsu Xia Pi, do workers provide mothers, their poverty and barefoot, and her mother needed a lot on. When Emperor Ming was elected Xiaolian, Zhang Di, was elected as virtuous when Founder, Ren Wuguan Zhonglang Jiang.
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Huai Lu Ji left Orange,
Wuxian Hua Ting Wu during the Three Kingdoms (now Shanghai Songjiang), scientists. The age of six, with the audience with his father to Jiujiang Lu Kang Yuan Shu, Yuan out of orange hospitality, land and reservoir performance to the arms of two oranges. Before leaving, the orange rolled on the ground, Yuan laughed and said: mother to try. Lu Ji adult, knowledgeable, through Xiaotian Wen, calendar, was a
12 children buried in the mother
Guo Feng Ju,
Jin Long considered (today Linxian) people, one in Hanoi, said Wen County (now Henan Wen Southwest) who had family financial well-off. Father died, he divided into two possessions, giving the two brothers, his mother was given support to the maternal great filial piety. Gradually after the family was poor, his wife had a boy, Guo huge concern, the raising of this child, will inevitably affect the dependent mother, wife and then discuss: . Husband and wife are gold, honor the mother to go home, and to and raise children.


13 扇 pillow warm quilt
Huang Xiang,
Jiangxia An Lu Han people, year-old mother died, your parents very filial. Hot summer cool pillow mat fan when his father; winter the warm blankets for the father with the body. Broadcom is the classic youth, literarily, the capital widespread Andi (107-125 years) when he Weijun (now Hebei) Prefecture, Weijun floods, Huang Xiang do all of its relief victims. Author of
14 different devices
pick mulberry Shun Cai,
Han Runan (this is a Henan) people, young death of his father, mother and even something of filial piety. At that time, the rebellion of Wang Mang, and had met with famine, leading a poor expensive, had to pick mulberry mother to eat. One day, met Red Eyebrows Army, Rebel soldiers sternly asked: you eat.
15 Yongquan Lei Yue Jiang
poetry,
Guanghan, Sichuan Eastern Han Dynasty who married Ponzi wife. Couples filial piety, his home six or seven years away from the Yangtze River, Ponzi often take her mother to the river bank of the Yangtze River water to drink hi. Mother love fish, a couple often make fish for her to eat, her mother do not want to eat alone, they invited neighbors to eat with the old lady. A result of wind, water Ponzi late, ginger poetry suspected neglect her mother out of her house. Pang's sojourn in the neighborhood, the day and night hard spinning weaving, the savings from the neighbors back home in honor her mother. Since then, her mother knew by Ponzi was a matter, so please return to Jiang poetry. Pang's home that day, suddenly spewing out of the courtyard fountain, and the Yangtze River water tastes the same, there are two carp leaping out of every day. Since then, the Pang's mother will be with these offerings, do not flee a river.
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take out the tomb weeping,
Camp Ling Wei and Jin Dynasties (now the southeast of Shandong Changle) people can be learned. Wang Yi Sima Zhao father was killed, he lived to make teaching, life is not to sit for the West, said Chen Jin never made. Afraid of thunder when his mother was alive, was buried in the mountain forests. When stormy weather, hear the thunder, he went to her grave, bow down to comfort the mother said: tears, missing parents.
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Cui Shannan milk Regardless,
name, Tang Boling (now Hebei) who rose to the rank Jiedushi Hill Road Southwest, known as That year, Cui Shannan's great-grandmother grandson his wife, advanced age, tooth loss, is very dutiful grandmother Ms. Tang, a day after washing, all on the court with their own milk to feed her mother, so a few years, Sun will not eat other meals his wife, the body remains healthy. Sun Lady ill, will bring together the whole family, said: Mrs. Sun Well, honor her grandmother Ms. Tang.
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Wang Xiang,
Langya people early mourning mother, stepmother Zhu several times in front of his father, speaking ill of him, so he lost father. Parental illness, with his clothes serve understand, step-mother want to eat live carp, coincided with cold, he untied the clothes lying on the ice, the ice suddenly melted their own, leaping out of the two carp. Stepmother after eating, and she recovered. Wang Xiang seclusion more than twenty years, Wen County magistrate after something big from the Secretary for Agriculture, Sagong, Qiu.
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mosquito blood meal, Wu Meng,
Puyang Jin dynasty who know how to honor their parents when eight years old. Family poverty, lack of mosquito nets, mosquito bites, so his father could not sleep. Every summer, Wu Meng father always sat in the bed naked, he was not driving away mosquitoes, to worry about mosquito bites out of their father.
20 Rather Than
briefly Tiger Yang Hong,
Jin Dynasty people. The age of fourteen with his father to cut rice field, he saw a tiger, threw himself into his father ran off, Yang Hong unarmed, to save his father, completely ignoring his own safety, quickly jump on before the exhaustion of the body strength to strangle Tigers in the throat. Tigers finally put down his father ran away.
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cry Meng Zong Bamboo shoots students,
Three Kingdoms Jiangxia people, when the father died young, the elderly mother was seriously ill, doctors told his soup with fresh bamboo shoots. Coincided with the severe winter, no fresh bamboo shoot, Bangladesh were desperate, alone went to a bamboo forest, bamboo help crying. Awhile, he suddenly heard the sound of the crack and saw the ground to grow the number of stem shoots. Bangladesh were overjoyed, and collected back to the soup, after his mother drank really recovered. He later rose to the rank Sagong.
22 fecal worried
Yu Qian taste Lou,
South Qigao Shi, any coward Lingxian order. Dissatisfied with his post ten days, vision is sometimes scared sweating, a feeling something at home, to return home immediately resign. At home, his father had been seriously ill knows two days. The doctor told said: on behalf of the parent die. A few days later his father died, buried his father Lou Guizhou, and mourning for three years.
23 official position to find the mother
Zhushou Chang,
Song Tianchang people, seven, Liu was Dimu mother (his father's first wife) jealous, had remarried to others, mother and five years of news sense. Shenzong, the Zhushou Chang DPRK official, who Bloodletting writing Finally met mother and two younger brothers Shan Zhou, mother and son get together, with the return, when the mother has more than seventy years old.
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polyester pro-jian,
sub-Ning Song (now the Jiangxi Xiushui), the famous poet and calligrapher. While in high positions, they do serve Xiao Cheng mother, every night, are drowning in person for the mother washing device (chamber pot), not a day forget his son should do.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

I have killed ... ... ... ... you be careful not to laugh pumping ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


 Work in the morning when the bus is crowded, people super multi-ah. -
up the second leg of a small beauty, behind with a man. See if they should not know the look. Did not speak at all in several stations. Little Miss child should be around 1.62, I 1.80. Basically a head taller than her. The kind of beauty in his hand a small packaged soy milk. He stood in front of me, because especially crowded, little beauty in the middle, do not grasp handrails may be afraid to squeeze spilled milk, soy milk into paper cups mounted high to their shoulders, but also occasionally drink . I did not have early morning, the smell is hungry can not stand the taste of soy milk. Her drink, then the whole nation about the shoulder slowly. Straw is just not far away from my mouth, at best, 3CM so. -
After a while I could not bear it, suck a little mouth to mouth, very light, little beauty is not found, and then she took Over the past took a gulp, and then to their shoulders, I breathe. So soon, soy milk should not, but I do not know ah. She said something to himself: She held on to the shoulder of the cup again, I suck a bit to go step by step, the results, because there is not much, I've got the time issued a A fierce little beauty back, and I was petrified, and my mouth was his mouth, her straw, stiff where, at that awkward ah. MB, the idea of ​​jumping everything. Little Miss said: -
also horrifying to think of it now ah. Little Miss to get off the next stop, several people have been looking around me, I laugh at myself and said: I would just finish. And the little beauty with that man on the train on the spoke: ??? how you do not get out? what to say. my girlfriend you want. is my good?
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a sick girl, the boy with her to the infirmary to play trickle. -
ten minutes passed, twenty minutes later, no movement. -
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thought: indeed fast enough, the bowl near the mouth if the miserable to eat? And nc, the mouth tried ... ... lips broke ... ... -
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queuing up to buy today, where I ate steamed buns, fast discharged they heard the two men said later: Halo, the original here Baozi Pu, selling tickets for it ... ... ah, over there! -
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she has a cell phone and a PHS, changed the day a new phone card, a colleague asked her to buy a new number is the number, she said forget to dial the phone with the card replaced their PHS. -
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16. old school, especially when I do that at the same table -
Once he slept class the teacher said that teachers find xxx stand up -
I pushed him awake, said the teacher told you to stand up but he stared at the teacher just do not stand up -
teachers anxious to stand up for me xxx you! He still did not turn up and get dirty looks teachers -
xxx teacher Meipi Qi ​​a student like you I can not control continue to class -
I whispered under xxx nb with a teacher you really work against -
xxx said that in fact I tried to stand up -
but ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ sleep my legs numb. . . -
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17. New Year's dinner, a few tables there is a name tag, and the rest of us sit where. Then heard a woman say:
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18. One time half-term examination, we have a section of students in the toilet was a long paragraph caught texting, but he refused to give out the party life and death, section chief with a very calm with his cell phone to a mass text message -
then ....... party who came from all directions out to ........... annihilated ......-
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19. the school gate with two fruit stand, a girl in the A share buy bananas, when the stop Yong Shounie pick bananas, is estimated to see familiar unfamiliar. Then the hawker stalls XE B said: students, to buy my side, my side of the banana hard. . . . -
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20. the same bedroom with a dear friend, especially flowers, numerous girlfriends, one night asked him:


lifelong regret this person would say
Since then, this person be great in the bedroom we love .

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Tarot Lovers

 Constellation from which you
to my crystal ball Mars rising

implies throbbing
angels confused
forward to your dream divination
the corner for me there

spread out your hands With the emotions of moving

Crossings in which the left
rare smile
Tarot say you love me
arrangement is a kind of tomorrow

the second you say you love me
Please give me a safe gentle
the same card as your answer
fall slowly
for you I have tried all
exploration of magic
untied
Guessing
love spell

the second you say you love me Please give me a happy
the universe
like dust , like my tears
fall slowly
Can you give me a commitment , as predicted
your heart with magic did not know
considered opaque
Guessing
you say
your heart is only one
you love me.