Work in the morning when the bus is crowded, people super multi-ah. -
up the second leg of a small beauty, behind with a man. See if they should not know the look. Did not speak at all in several stations. Little Miss child should be around 1.62, I 1.80. Basically a head taller than her. The kind of beauty in his hand a small packaged soy milk. He stood in front of me, because especially crowded, little beauty in the middle, do not grasp handrails may be afraid to squeeze spilled milk, soy milk into paper cups mounted high to their shoulders, but also occasionally drink . I did not have early morning, the smell is hungry can not stand the taste of soy milk. Her drink, then the whole nation about the shoulder slowly. Straw is just not far away from my mouth, at best, 3CM so. -
After a while I could not bear it, suck a little mouth to mouth, very light, little beauty is not found, and then she took Over the past took a gulp, and then to their shoulders, I breathe. So soon, soy milk should not, but I do not know ah. She said something to himself: She held on to the shoulder of the cup again, I suck a bit to go step by step, the results, because there is not much, I've got the time issued a A fierce little beauty back, and I was petrified, and my mouth was his mouth, her straw, stiff where, at that awkward ah. MB, the idea of jumping everything. Little Miss said: -
also horrifying to think of it now ah. Little Miss to get off the next stop, several people have been looking around me, I laugh at myself and said: I would just finish. And the little beauty with that man on the train on the spoke: ??? how you do not get out? what to say. my girlfriend you want. is my good?
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Once the temporary recall come swim easily in the supermarket bought a cheap swimming trunks, because there is no other color, only red. The results did not expect swimming trunks fade, I soak in the pool when the lower body, red trace of leaking out of the waves in the water ... ... an uncle swam around me, looked at my body under the red bloody
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say one of my childhood it! We all know that with a beam of large twenty-eight bike now! Four-year-old had never been seen before are the beam directly on the bike sitting in my father, sitting side with a long time feet will be linen, very hard to accept! Finally have a home to grandma, I suggest taking a back seat, because that foot is not Ma! Agreed! Haha, go! ! Results to the cup when the destination place ... I forget Dad to directly step down from the back legs, and then kicked me down directly ... -
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time to listen to friends that he was a college boy low EQ, and finally met a girl like, two people had just started dating. -
a sick girl, the boy with her to the infirmary to play trickle. -
ten minutes passed, twenty minutes later, no movement. -
boy wondering to break the silence, and asked:
girl blushed, and whispered
then the boy got up. . . . . . . . . . Hand over the drip bottle. -
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years older always relied on the words of a child to bully his sister, one night, my father came to us tuck, was surprised to find straight-year-old sister, sitting in the dark, I looked at the sleeping! -
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sister quickly said: Shh! Dot sound asleep for a while so she beat her! -
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I have a classmate is a Christian, and feels a little bit obsessed. -
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school morning to morning exercise, he felt that the teacher must get up early for exercise, or unfair. -
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this person one of the older it is easy to ear, I remember a child in the grandmother, grandfather one day I am ready to go fishing, just left the house to hit the house next door between the old man. Grandfather of my grandfather: ... ... -
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wash the dishes did not pay attention, the bowl fell to the ground, but fortunately, fortunately, only the edge off the corner, into a small gap. -
then continue washing the dishes. The right hand did not pay attention, across from the gap ... ... broken -
thought: really so fast? Hand can be torn. Then I tried with his left hand, but also broke the -
thought: indeed fast enough, the bowl near the mouth if the miserable to eat? And nc, the mouth tried ... ... lips broke ... ... -
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bus a couple, the woman left to a satyr touch her boyfriend without any expression. After arriving satyr pulling her boyfriend to get off the beaten skill to bring his girlfriend sped away after the meal. Analyze the reasons to vote for a site. 75% vote for
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near a subway station Baozi Pu, business is very good, every day line up next to a ticket outlets. -
queuing up to buy today, where I ate steamed buns, fast discharged they heard the two men said later: Halo, the original here Baozi Pu, selling tickets for it ... ... ah, over there! -
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just sent home a drunk buddy, all the way to go to massage the man shouted. To the door, opened his wife and friends, a bit up and down a lot, said to me: A pumping his wife to see her face, see I do not have seizures. Took him with me into the living room. He said he would on a toilet to control their own into it. Met his wife took a phone to irritation of slamming doors away, is wonder. This guy came out from the toilet, and I said: -
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once DNF brush on the map ..... suddenly a half hour later a message came out on the trumpet I almost die of .-
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pairs of gloves to buy the boss to 35, I said I'm going 30, the owner of non-compliance have to 35, about a few back and forth does not give way, I think even if, and to the sheets 50, he was deft gave me 35. . . . -
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most people is about knee high kick, I have a classmate, practiced martial arts, is probably to show off, or to maintain their flexibility, always lift his feet high, kick some chest-high position. -
one evening, who went to WC, went to the door, off the top of the heels to kick -
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morning to do with his wife giving birth, the blood extraction was complete after: -
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wife: January 32 or February 32. -
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a few days before flying, the machine was found sitting next to a beautiful, according to the principle approached, I blurted, where are you under? -
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his room with a rice cooker porridge last night, suddenly rounded dorm roommate said: Not Well, House leadership, led the search appliance does dormitory violations have been next door, the pot how to do ah? desperate and I am directly the pot behind the blanket. And the other teachers came, he said: ah, Xiaolei (I) I trust have, do not see your cabinets out. I thought to myself lucky, the teacher then went on to say: just look at your electric blanket on the line with the useless. I was a demerit of the results. T_T-
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cat pounced someone new at a girlfriend, Lang feeling concubine Italy, want to go home to visit his girlfriend, his girlfriend knowing his mouth at every turn bad language, so repeatedly exhorted not nonsense, a person gladly. To be met, the person answering freely, not revealed the secret, girlfriend, parents are very satisfied. After dinner, up to winter, my girlfriend sent to parents also insisted phase roadside, someone quite touched a hot head, blurted out, ;
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boss asked me today to delete all Internet cafes in the CS, I'm busy all night. As for why CS to delete it? In fact, the cause is this. Today, the Public Security Bureau on snap inspections have been over before the wind for a few days I have been a scavenger, the biological age of 18 all out of any bars. So far looking at the police uncles came, my boss and I have no tension. Unfortunately, however, is. When the police have just set foot in his uncle's door of the cafe, cafes in the gang are playing CS just cried out in excitement: I admit, that moment, not only the police face green uncles boss and my face, but also terribly green. -
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she has a cell phone and a PHS, changed the day a new phone card, a colleague asked her to buy a new number is the number, she said forget to dial the phone with the card replaced their PHS. -
Dial and colleagues, to continue to chat, PHS rang, she picked up asked: the presence of all the petrochemical
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4. sorrows in the future child's name, crown Generation name. Columbia students called Big Bojia Tang Chen Guandong, Er Bo Chen Guannan called home. Yesterday my mom, three children were born Bojia Tang brother, called Chan Koon North. Reliable, family sinister it!-San This is detrimental to me. But I just read the It can not tell the little cousin. -
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5. junior year, there are times at noon and the bf in the school cafeteria were Super Multi, finally grabbed a face to face position, sitting behind a couple is face to face, I and the boys are back to back. Suddenly that the couple began to quarrel, the boy looks too good not to buy rice, I did not care to continue a happy eating ~ eating eating heard a bang, suddenly began to feel the hair and pressed back from the seat of your pants, a pot of spicy rice noodle covered my head, I'm petrified for a minute ~ hot numb, and then a faint male voice said in my ear: I'm sorry ah, she was supposed to hit me! -
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11. I remember one time my classmate prank, while I do not pay attention to the patch posted a monster behind my clothes, I stupidly to have been not found, a row have not posted for a few days later I was finally told me ... found, I asked my aunt: aunt, your clothes do not see this when pasting it? My aunt said: see it! I ask: how did you come off ah me! Innocent aunt said: I thought is a trademark of it, afraid to wash the bad, and specifically to wash off, and so did you Nianshang Qu gave a ... -
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One time I met not seen the primary school teacher for many years, I was especially excited, I feel especially warm, do not know how to think, I ran up excitedly touched the head teacher, the teacher was also shocked, I also ignorant, and then I said the word ... you both have grown, ah! -
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14. send a student of embarrassments: the students are girls, there was a time not to feel rf hospital, the doctor said breast lobular hyperplasia; I'm shocked the students for a long time, indignant asked: What did you say? I have lobular hyperplasia? Am I the only A that proliferation is out of the cup? Besides the proliferation I have what? ? -
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19. the school gate with two fruit stand, a girl in the A share buy bananas, when the stop Yong Shounie pick bananas, is estimated to see familiar unfamiliar. Then the hawker stalls XE B said: students, to buy my side, my side of the banana hard. . . . -
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20. the same bedroom with a dear friend, especially flowers, numerous girlfriends, one night asked him:
lifelong regret this person would say
Since then, this person be great in the bedroom we love .
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